Lovepalz Ladobi: Headphones Designed for Porn

June 13, 2014
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Given the history of this website, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that if you’re reading this here at Badoink.io, you’re probably not a stranger to porn.

If you’re a regular porn user, chances are volume has been a concern at some point. Maybe you don’t want to wake your partner up, or have your roommate listen to your particular stroking choices. For fuck’s sake, I live alone and sometimes neighbors are a concern; you can’t exactly blast a moan-filled movie at two in the morning without considering the thickness of the walls.

So headphones are in order sometimes, of course. And in a world extensively focused on recreating absolute realness in everything we do, a Taiwanese company called Lovepalz has developed Ladobi, a set of headphones to be used specifically to watch porn.

Lovepalz seems to be on the vanguard of sexual aid toys. A couple of years ago, Lovepalz had already created two interactive devices called Zeus & Hera, which had motion sensors that allowed long-distance couples to recreate a much closer sexual encounter.

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Well, that experience can be enhanced even more now. Ladobi is the first 6-way earphone, giving users the opportunity to enjoy a 360-degree surround sound effect at all times. According to the Lovepalz website, “Ladobi’s patent-designed earphone aims to replace the traditional 5+1 indoor surround speakers through a small size earphone – to make a perfect sound experience ubiquitous. Via its special 2 chambers and 3 tubes design, the surround effect is finally possible in such a tiny item that you can carry it wherever you go.”

So you can basically hear and feel like what’s happening on screen is right there next to you, being able to not only use it for your much enhanced long-distance Skype sex, but revolutionizing the way we watch – and especially hear – porn. This might be the ultimate adult film watching experience and can help bring our fantasies a little bit closer to reality.

Lovepalz Ladobi: Headphones Designed for Porn

Of course, you could also use these headphones for the enjoyment of many other non-porn ventures, but let’s be honest: When you find out about a development like this, you’re likely not thinking of re-watching The Wire, regardless of how much you might miss Omar.

The notion of hearing every breath, moan, scream, and even the most subtle of touches is a fascinating one, especially when it also guarantees total discretion and privacy.

You can pre-order Ladobi and other products on the website.

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