I know this is strange coming from a woman… But don’t worry, like a good, um, ‘journalist’, I did my research. In a completely unscientific way I asked a bunch of guys the things that other men do that piss them off. Not to get […]
There is much to be said of the Alpha male. The Marlborough Man. The top dog. In fact, many concepts of what masculinity is are based on the Alpha male. Traditionally, being the ‘nice guy’ or what one would call the Beta male is looked […]
When it comes to the hierarchy of man-ness, or whatever it’s called, it seems that there is a (much too simple) way to lump men together. There are the Alpha males, the beta males and right at the bottom of the manliness ladder sit the […]
As you all learned from a previous article on this subject, my junk got the snip-snip when I was eight days old. I had no say in it and it was done for religious purposes. I wish I had my foreskin. I feel like I’m […]
You know the cliché because you’ve heard it often enough. “Oh, it’s really not the size that matters to me. It’s the way you use it.” And then there’s my favorite left-handed compliment, “Oh yours is just dandy because the big ones really hurt.” Then […]
We supposedly live in an age of sexual enlightenment. Yet owning a large penis is de riguer. There’s no bigger fallacy than the one that insists that having a large tool and being willing to discuss it a means of modern thinking. This is not […]
Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of celebrities come out against circumcision. Most recently, Alan Cumming has raged against the snip. He compares it to “genital mutilation.” Being circumcised myself, I would hardly compare it to that. It’s glaringly inaccurate to make that comparison. Genital […]
In a recent article, Lola Lovely discusses the idea that an average penis, while not as impressive to look at as a porn star-style grand schlong, is better in terms of functionality. Her analysis reveals that a normal penis simply fits better, as opposed to […]
There is something just so sexy about a man who knows his way around a kitchen. There’s a reason why romantic comedies almost always have a scene where the girl comes around and the guy is puttering around the kitchen, shirtless, and he gets the […]
Throughout modern times, people (and let’s face it; that usually means men) have been accused that the cause of their actions are to do with insecurity about age. Is this true, however? Granted we may all know someone who buys a sports car or motorcycle […]
As I get older, I have to confess, I find it a tad bit more difficult to make and keep friends. And this is coming from the loud talking, cackling, can-talk-to-anyone Lola Lovely. So I find it understandable when guys tell me it’s hard to […]
It’s my opinion that men need to have other men in their lives. That’s right, I’m talking about your bros. Now you might find it weird that I’m bothering to even write about this, because a bro always has bros right? Well, not really hun. […]
As much as you’d like a lush head of hair ala Don Draper from Mad Men to run your fingers through as you sip on a single malt whiskey in your office overlooking the city, not every man can be as lucky. Or on TV. […]
