Picture this, Internet. You’re sitting atop a breezy, glorious hill, the sun is setting, lights are flickering on to greet the night shadows, and meteors are probably threatening the very existence of our planet (in a good way). Friendly chatter surrounds you, and the evening […]
Hold up! Put down the salt and lime. It’s time to take things to the next level. Tequila wasn’t always the party drink favored by women everywhere, nor was it the sexy lick-salt-off-your-belly prelude to sexy time as seen in movies. It wasn’t always chased […]
One of the great upsides of being a drunk is being able to blame our asshole moments on the booze and our decreasing tolerance, while testing our friends’ own tolerance for us. Maybe it’s loud behavior, an overreaction to something that hurt us, an inappropriate […]
As a Brit living in Spain, one of the few things I used to miss about the ‘old country’ is the vast array of beer available. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a nice glass of wine (and good Iberian wine is second to none) […]
Summer has settled in, Internet friends, and the heat is beginning to melt away any hope of having mental faculties. This scorching season is a time when poor choices are made financially (and in all kinds of other ways), and for this reason, I’ve decided […]
Many of us take the term “beer goggles” a little lightly. While we go along with the notion that the inebriated version of ourselves might find people a little more attractive, we are fully aware that when we’re drunk, our inhibitions go down, and so […]
There are certain things in life I think I would enjoy more if they had been around when I was a bit younger. It’s like reading Catcher in the Rye, or listening to Black Flag’s Damaged album; if you’re a teenager with all the angst, […]
