Porn icons having their vaginas moulded into Fleshlights is always the sign that you’ve made it in the biz, but how about the average woman on the street who may hold a desire to have her own genitalia fashioned into SexTech immortality?
Well thanks to Autoblow 2 – the world’s first crowdfunded blowjob machine – one lucky so-and-so will have that chance as the first ever vaginal beauty pageant in history looms on the horizon.
Women are being encouraged to submit photos of their vaginas to Autoblow’s pageant and the public will vote on the vaginas they consider to be the most attractive. The lucky trio who claim the top three places will win $5,000, $2,500, and $1,250 respectively. In addition to that rather tempting gash… sorry, cash prize, they will also be whisked away to Los Angeles to undergo vaginal 3D scanning. Isn’t the future fucking amazing?!
The 3D scans will be used to replicate the winners’ vaginas onto a new series of Autoblow sleeves at micron level accuracy.
But this isn’t just some hokey, two-bit operation. No way. The Autoblow Vaginal Beauty Contest will pioneer a new use for high-end 3D scanning technology previously used only in video games, films, the medical industry as well as manufacturing processes. The winner’s vaginas will be scanned by a 3D scanner capable of accuracy in the range of 100 microns or the width of a human hair. Or indeed, pubic hair.
“Traditional mold making processes can replicate body parts for sex toys in a way that is only about 80% accurate due to how many steps are involved from the wet cast to the final production. But our 3d scanning method will allow us to skip several accuracy-degrading steps and photo-realistically replicate these vaginas onto production molds. The result will be an industry first strikingly realistic series of sleeves for the Autoblow,” said Autoblow inventor, Brian Sloan.
