It really boggles my mind. I mean, I’m all for sex. I really am. I want to normalize sex so it isn’t something that you need to idolize, or be ashamed of or shamed for, that you can do it any way you want (with consent from all parties) etc., etc. and all that. However, that said… there exist things like the Fleshlight Launchpad.

Alright, who am I to judge? So let’s get to it.

Makers of the popular adult toy Fleshlighthave just released a new toy – the Launchpad, an iPad case that is a holster for the popular Fleshlight toy. So yeah, you can now go ahead and bang your iPad. According to its website, Fleshlight was inspired by “an image that was leaked years ago of an iPad case that holds a Fleshlight” and decided to honor that image and create a real life holster for it’s product.

So now, for only $24.95 you will able to take your relationship with your iPad to a new level (Fleshlight sold separately).

Of course personally, I don’t see the point of this product. I mean, you look at sexy images so that you can actually see them. If you’re going to be vigorously shaking your iPad, or banging it, as far as I can tell (not that I tested it or anything, ahem) you’re only going to see a lot of blurry images. Let’s not kid ourselves. I know that adult toy makers are trying to recreate the sexual experience as close to reality as they can, but everyone and anyone who decides to bang their iPad, knows that they’re banging their iPad. Might as well have the your iPad sit still while you use your Fleshlight. You get a clear image and a satisfying experience… win-win I tells ya!