Weird Sex News: Porn Ads, 50 Shades Of Bricks & Naked Russians

The battle for internet freedom and Net Neutrality rages on strong as ever. The latest airstrike comes from our side, as a group called Protect Internet Freedom have unleashed a barrage of an advert showing faceless bureaucrats disrupting a porn scene.

The ad goes on to show how proposed regulations from the US government will affect, intrude upon and leave you very conscious of your online life and habits.

Despite the ad’s funny tone, don’t be fooled into ignoring its stark warning. Listen carefully to the words spouted by the bureaucrats. It could soon be a reality. Keep the fight going.

A 50 Shades of Grey Lego parody? It was inevitable. Thankfully it’s been made by more than capable hands and is a fresh and funny take on the film’s theatric trailer.

Antonio and Andrea Toscano created this shot-for-shot remake using everybody’s favorite blocky figures and upon viewing it, you wonder whether a full remake of the real film would be a better option after all! With the film yet to be released to an expectant and slavering public, there’s bound to be plenty of material left to mine for further parodies.

Diners at a McDonald’s in Russia were nearly left with more than salt on their fries after two naked men streaked through the restaurant in temperatures of -17c.

After bursting in wearing nothing but their birthday suits, the undoubtedly cold customers made their order and patiently waited for it to arrive before running out in full swing. Let’s hope they didn’t run into any lampposts during their great escape!

According to the Daily Mirror, the authorities played down any emphasis on Big Macs.

Police spokesman Nick Anisimov explained: “The temperature that night was 17 below zero. There weren’t any big anythings.”

The police are not looking to press any charges.

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