Here’s this week’s round-up of some of the crazy stuff happening in sex news!

Jodorowsky’s Doin’

The son of famed director Alejandro Jodorowsky – subject of the documentary Jodorowsky’s Dune – has teamed up with his father to create a XXX-rated music video.

Adanowsky’s new single – Would You Be Mine – is accompanied by a rather flesh-filled video that will have religious types everywhere foaming at the mouth with indignation. The video also stars the incredible Stoya.

There’s plenty to catch the eye and keep your attention here. Beginning with Adanowsky chowing down on some raw meat under the watchful gaze of some Geisha-esque figures, our intrepid songsmith slides his head in between Stoya’s legs, before going on to indulge in a passionate and fun sex scene. After a quick segue into analingus, our man develops cat eyes and whiskers. Of course!

The famed surrealist director lets viewers watch Stoya claw at Adanowsky with long blue nails, before passing crystals from mouth-to-mouth and a whole host of other strange and wonderful things. It really is a feast for the eyes – and other bits besides. Whenever somebody tells you modern music has lost its soul, just direct them this way!

You can watch the very NSFW video here.

The Long (Third) Arm Of The Law

Over in Florida – the state that doesn’t at all have a reputation for harboring some pretty odd folk – and a masseuse has landed herself in hot water after giving an undercover cop a handjob in her own home.

Sara Otto, 37, of Cape Coral – whose masseuse license is believed to have expired in 2009 – advertised her under-the-counter services on a listings site with a reputation for hosting ads for prostitutes, escorts and other sexual services.

The cop in question spied one of Otto’s ads and decided to enact a sting operation. According to reports, Otto admitted to the cop that she smoked weed, before going away and reappearing topless before getting down to business.

After pouring oil over the cop’s junk and beginning to massage it – as these things tend to go – the cop suddenly upped, left and called for backup to make the arrest. A lot of people call cops stupid, but this one obviously wasn’t. We can only suppose he wanted to collect as much evidence as he possibly could before deciding she was worth arresting.

In a rather sad twist, local children’s services became involved after it was found Otto lives with her son, who was nearby as the incident took place.

Handjob Karoake?!

Japan has courted worldwide infamy for their somewhat intense game shows. Unlike Western variants where contestants tend to be rewarded in areas of general and specialist knowledge, the Japanese seem to derive a real thrill from driving them to breaking point.

Shows such as Tore! mummify their subjects while answering questions. The insanely popular and long-running Gaki no Tsukai has a segment where those taking part are not allowed to LAUGH for 48 hours while a number of other people do their best to make their sides split.

So where do you go from here? Well, it’s obvious: you combine the Japanese passion for karaoke with… umm… handjobs!

That’s right. New show Sing What Happens has finally combined these two forces of nature for one of the most surreal and disbelieving game shows of all time. Contestants have to sing a song they have memorized while a lady in a nurse costume does a little more than take their temperature.

If the contestant ‘fluffs his lines’ and finishes before the song does, they lose. Should they complete the song then they are covered in glory, prizes and suffering from a case of blue balls that the whole nation can see.

We’re just gonna go ahead and assume that the waiting list to be on this show is longer than the equator. It beats singing to yourself in the shower while you beat it anyway, right?