Small Cock Humiliation (Because the Little Things in Life Matter)

If your erotic pleasure tends more towards the vanilla, I’ve got a surprise for you. There is a huge fetish out there; and ironically it’s about a small thing. Most guys want to be complimented on their genital girth and would be furious if their manhood were insulted. But not the guys into this particular fetish. They adore being ridiculed for the misfortune of being landed with a less than impressive dick. Yes, I know, it sounds crazy. But it takes all sorts to make a world, and the world of sexual tastes is no different.

SCH (small cock humiliation) or SPH (small penis humiliation) is BIG in the fetish & femdom world. To give you some idea of just how popular it is, I searched through one of the main clips sites and found 20,000 clips on SPH. Yes, some guys actually get off on being humiliated for the pathetic proportions of their penis. The ruder the comments are, the better. And what’s more, they’ll pay for the privilege. So if you’re hung like a mouse rather than a horse, and overjoyed to learn that there is a positive side to your misfortune – or you’re simply curious as to why any man could possibly enjoy being insulted for being less than impressive in the genital department – here’s some insight into this fetish…

For vanilla folks, this must be one of the more puzzling aspects of the fetish world. Given how obsessed men are with their penises, how could any guy possibly enjoy being humiliated for being less than well endowed? But ask any dominatrix or cam girl, and she’ll tell you that it’s one of her most popular requests. In all the time I’ve been doing cams, I’ve been asked countless times for SCH. I also have clips available for SCH boys, and they do quite nicely. As for cams, the moment I hear that request ‘please may I have SCH, Mistress’, a huge smile creeps over my face. Because the penis may be small, but the pleasure it gives is great. Of course, I’m not referring to physical pleasure, but the entertainment factor that I get from laughing at a tiny todger. As a Mistress, my day is not complete unless I get to enjoy the fine art of humiliating a small penis. It tickles my sadistic side immensely. It’s so much fun to mercilessly ridicule them and tell them that the only thing their penis is good for is making me laugh. And they love every sadistic second.

So why do I enjoy SCH so much? Dishing out humiliation is immense fun, and when it comes to laughing at penises – well, face it guys, the penis is not the prettiest part of the human body. And since anyone in the adult business is frequently sent unsolicited (and very much unwanted) dick pics, SCH gives us the chance to vent some of that penis-based irritation by laughing at other penises. It’s the only time we’re actually pleased to see a dick. We’re told in the world at large that it’s not nice to be mean to people, so when someone actually wants us to mock them, it can function as a kind of stress relief. We can be cruel, get away with it, AND get paid. It’s a total win-win situation.

One of the joys of SCH for me is that it offers a chance to exercise my verbal creativity. You may think that there’s a limit as to how many ways you can ridicule a penis, but my boys who request SCH find otherwise. No two SCH shows are ever the same. As a walking thesaurus, I have a vast array of adjectives that I can use to describe their miniscule measurements. I love thinking up new insults for tiny todgers, and never run out of ideas. Of course I do enjoy the old classics, such as “I have heels higher than your penis” (I honestly do), and “Let me get my magnifying glass, I can’t actually see a penis”, but I constantly come up with new humiliating ways to laugh at small dicks. It’s like an advent calendar – there’s something new every day.

But being a domme isn’t just about being mean. It can be quite gratifying to know that you’ve dispatched another happy customer with the sound of your mocking laughter ringing in his ears. SPH guys love every minute of being ridiculed. When I read the inevitably flattering feedback from one of my humiliation boys, it’s one of the most gratifying compliments a sub can pay to my skills as a Domme. I know that they’ve adored my creativity and that I’ve given them some moments of pleasure (even if it is the only way the poor boy is going to get any pleasure out of his miniscule member – or rather, especially because it’s his only chance of a good time).

Small Cock Humiliation (Because the Little Things in Life Matter)

So now we can understand why women find dishing out SCH so enjoyable. But why are some men so keen on it? You’re no doubt scratching your head right now and wondering how on earth any man could enjoy being humiliated, let alone over the size of his penis. You’re probably thinking that he must be crazy, or pathetic. He’s neither. It’s one of the many aspects of human sexuality, and none the less valid for its apparent oddity. It works for the people who love it. Obviously it’s not just the humiliatrix who enjoys SCH. This is far from being a one-sided fetish; the guys enjoy it as well. If they didn’t, there wouldn’t be a market for it.

But how could any man enjoy being ridiculed for having a small dick? It doesn’t fit in with the conventional narrative of men being inordinately proud of and obsessed with their penis and thinking that everyone else should be as impressed by it as they are. This puzzled me a lot at first. My good friend Mistress Julia came to the rescue with the insight gained from her years of experience as a domme. She concluded that men into SCH are only too aware of their shortcomings, but have found a handy way of turning this apparent lack to their advantage. So maybe they aren’t that confident in the bedroom. But by finding pleasure in humiliation, they manage to get some use out of their inadequacy. It’s actually quite ingenious. They know their size is disappointing, but they’ve found a way of still deriving erotic pleasure from their meager proportions.

Some guys who request SCH truly must have been at the back of the queue when God handed out penises. It’s not uncommon for SCH guys to measure a pathetic 2 inches (and yes, I do make them measure it on cam). But even this pathetic achievement can be outdone. I keep a record of the smallest penis I’ve seen in my cam shows to date, and the current reigning champion boasts (or not) a stunningly insignificant 1.5 inches. He’s held that record for a while, though he’d probably prefer to be undercut, so to speak. Some of my fellow Dommes on Twitter post pictures of penises that are so tiny they’re bordering on invisible, so the sub-1.5 inch classification is definitely out there… though maybe not so much out there.

Other SCH lovers, however, aren’t even particularly small, which leads me to assume that in these cases they still enjoy the humiliation aspect. Or it could be that they secretly fear their perfectly normal penis is dwarfed by other, better-endowed men. We could be heading back to locker-room days and the fear of being laughed at by the school jocks. On the other hand, many men find humiliation extremely hot. They love being humiliated by a woman and feeling a sense of being controlled. Femdom in general is a very popular role play, perhaps because it subverts conventional gender roles. So the average-sized SCH aficionado may simply enjoy the feeling of being at a woman’s mercy. He’s handing over power in the form of his most precious body part, and he knows that she’s not going to be kind. Which is exactly what he wants. Everybody’s happy, which is rather sweet.

So hooray for the lover of Small Cock Humiliation. Not only do they entertain femdoms, but they’re also quite smart, not to mention being the glass-half-full kind of guys. You have to admire someone who refuses to be defeated by their shortcomings, but instead finds a way of making it work for them. Perhaps that’s another reason why Dommes love them; their cheerful determination makes them a pleasure to deal with. Their honesty about their shortcomings is also rather refreshing. They’re much more fun than the guy who thinks women should be impressed just because he has a penis.

And if you’re curious to find out for yourself just how creative I can be when I ridicule a penis, find me at adultwork. Have the tape measure ready!

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