“Steaks are awesome. BJs are incredible. Breast cancer sucks major balls,” declares the official website for Steak and BJ Day, a rip roaringly fun new holiday that combines meat, oral sex, and charity. Overall, possibly the best day in the history of days, and a more forward version of Valentine’s Day without the commercial, romantic game playing. And it’s for a great cause.
According to the site, the holiday is to some degree a way of giving back to those poor male souls who annually fail to please their dates as per Valentine’s standards. However, this is mostly a sexy and colorful way to support, as they suggest, “boob awareness” On the site, you can either send pretty invitations (customized emails with steak and kissy images) to celebrate a steak and a blowjob after donating a suggested amount of cash, or you can purchase merchandise such as aprons, teddy bears, and a whole lot of underwear. 80% of the proceeds go to Coppafeel, an empowering charity group forwarding research and education on the battle against breast cancer.
The Steak and BJ Day site includes an entire education page on the historical and cultural significance of blowjobs, a heaping amount of information on how to cook a steak to perfection, and a gallery filled with titillating images to inspire your own March 14th celebration.
If you ask us at BaDoink, it’s the perfect merger of sexy, delicious, and educationally profound. A great day for a great cause.
As an added cherry on top of a memorable March weekend, BaDoink will be publishing some fine wisdom from the illustrious adult star and sex educator Jessica Drake. Her series, Jessica Drake’s Guide to Sexy Wicked Sex, is the perfect addition to Steak and Blowjob Day (well, not for the steak, but healthy sex could lead to cooking in the nude, which is only slightly less dangerous than it is seductive). She even has an episode dedicated to the fine art of fellatio, so with that the holiday is complete.
So have yourself a ball this Saturday with some prime cuts of meat, some sensual fun times before, after, or during said sirloin deliciousness, and, to use the words of the official site, “uppercut cancer” along with every other joyous act.
And keep yourself updated right here for the exclusive Steak and BJ Day interview with Jessica Drake.
