Of course you wouldn’t be surprised if I told you sex is good for your health. So next time you have a cold just do what The Journal of Medical Hypotheses published in 2008 – have lots of sex! Forget about nasal spray! Because the best way to unblock your nose it is to ejaculate – yes, you heard it correctly! Once again an orgasm is the answer. Surprised? Don’t be. During orgasm the adrenergic receptors in the nasal passage are also stimulated, thus getting rid of that blockage the natural – and fun – way.

I would like to tell you that by now we have all sorts of valuable information about female sexual organs… but I can’t. Sure, research has been done but how do you study a clitoris? It’s not the same as dealing with the penis… or is it? Did you know that the clitoris is comprised of around 8,000 nerve endings? Maybe this number doesn’t say much to you, but you should know that is twice as much as the tip of the penis! Yes, lucky us ladies – but with the right lover!

Oh, pubic hair! Too short or too long? Maybe none at all? Are we to deny our monkey like bodies? Are you a regular at waxing centers? Well, think again! Didn’t anybody ever tell you pubic hair had its job too? And a very important one. Not only do they protect the genitals they are also meant to trap and hold ‘sex scents’, more formally known as pheromones, to enhance our partner’s sexual arousal. The natural scent of the moment of the excitement is always unique.

One of these days I would like to have coffee with one of those people who belong to a group we call “objectum sexuals”. I’m always the first to go sightseeing. I would love to see the Great Wall of China but to be called Mrs Statue of Liberty? I don’t think so. I am the complete opposite to the lady who became so obsessed with the Eiffel Tower she actually married it in 2007. She then changed her surname into “Eiffel” to make it official. This woman belongs to a small number of people around the world who feel a sensual, emotional and physical attraction to inanimate objects.

Every time research states new facts, I want to try them. Now I know what to do next time I feel a bit blue. Tell my man to take his pants down and give him a blow job! A dose of semen is just what I need apparently, according to research psychologist Jesse Bering, who published an article in Scientific American. He states: “Semen is packed full of natural mood-enhancers.” That means semen only contains around one to five per cent sperm, while the rest is made up of over 50 components including prolactin, oxytocin, serotonin and estrone, which are natural antidepressants.

So let’s see if going down when you’re feeling down really works… I’ll let you know!