What better way to welcome the new year by stumbling upon a Reddit AMA by a man who has two penises. Ladies and Gents, this is the post that all other posts will be measured against in 2014 – and the bar is pretty high!
This isn’t some sort of freak show, he was actually born with a rare condition called Diphallia and he answers all your questions with candor and wit. And as proof, he has submitted a NSFW picture of his limp dick and hard dick. I mean, that in itself is gold. But the internet wanted more!
On having a legit reason to orgasm
Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?
My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when I cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. Otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
On having a hard on
Can one be hard and the other not?
Always starts that way. Left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.
On having a favorite
Do you have a favorite?
Yes. The right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol
On a career in porn
Have you ever considered a career in porn? Serious question.
Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. It’s one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. I’d only be popular for so long and then I’d just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. The pay is shit from what I’ve seen and I don’t need money, I’m comfortable now. Besides, I can’t figure a value for my dignity. The only reason I let photos out is because I thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. All the others are pretty scary looking and I feel for them.
On reaction from others
What type of reaction do you get from women you are with?
Do you tend to warn them before hand ?
I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I don’t talk about it otherwise, like if I’m not going to have sex with you, you won’t know I’ve got two dicks. lol”
Well, redditor InscrutableTed has managed to sum it all up pretty well:
“He’s bisexual. He’s attractive. He’s lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him. And on top of that, he has two penises. Well played, God. Good to know you didn’t waste that extra penis on a prude.”
Well played indeed!