I believe someone out there had a little sense on when creating a model of the iron throne from The Game of Thrones using only dildos. Much more comfortable to sit on I say! I mean, everytime I see the actual iron throne it looks so damn painful to sit on – and knowing me I’m sure to either cut myself or rather, stab myself accidentally.

Then came along the good people from the UK bondage company Bondara, who decided to make an iron throne out of dildos to promote their new product line, “Game of Bones” (clever). And you could even win the damn thing! And guess what? Someone did! Ralph Jones to be exact!

He won this erotic replica with over 200 dildos and measures 6-foot tall, 4-foot-6 wide fair and square ladies and gentlemen! Unfortunately he can’t keep it! Because get this… it’s too big to fit in his home. I guess size does matter!

So sadly, now Mr. Jones is selling his throne on eBay for a starting price of GBP 650.00.

“I don’t see why you wouldn’t want it really,” Jones says in the video. “It’s just about the best dildo throne I’ve ever seen.”

I agree Mr. Jones! Sadly I don’t live anywhere near you, nor would I spend 650 for it – though I would definitely try and gather friends so we could buy it together! Imagine owning your very own dildo throne, where you and Daenerys could get it on, as your subjects look on. I know it’s not an accurate description, but would you want to fuck anyone currently living King’s Landing? Well, maybe Queen Margaery…

Either way, as of writing this there has been one bid for the throne. If only claiming the real iron throne were this easy!