Well, it’s that special day, Steak and Blowjob Day, and a lot of people out there have been tweeting like crazy. It only seems right that we share some of the best with all you Doinks and Doinkettes. Enjoy… And have a great night tonight!
Is it inappropriate to ask for a blowjob off any girl that orders a steak tonight at work? #steakandblowjobday
— (@MattSweatshirt_) March 14, 2014
Will throw up if my mums cooking steak for me tonight #steakandblowjob
— Bantersaurus Rex (@Jakebuck1809) March 14, 2013
— Tom Davis (@BigTomD) March 14, 2014
Getting a bird to nosh me off is easy, I just can’t afford to buy steak 🙁 #SteakAndBlowjobDay
— Josh Wardlaw (@WardlawOfficial) March 14, 2014
It is perfectly acceptable to be more excited about today than you are about Christmas day or your birthday #Steakandblowjobday.
— The Rulebook of Man (@RulebookOfMan) March 14, 2014
Our thoughts are with all vegetarian lesbians today. #steakandblowjobday
— Blue Corner Store (@bluecornerstore) March 14, 2014
— The Mystery Man (@GuessWhoMan) March 14, 2014
Is this God’s way of punishing people, no meat on Friday as it’s lent and it’s #SteakAndBlowJobDay
— A Touch of Thomas (@andmarktom) March 14, 2014
— Alex (@alpenhallurick) March 14, 2014
Steak & Blowjob Day Checklist: – tender sirloin steak – table set for one – large jar of peanut butter – hungry Labrador #SteakAndBlowjobDay
— Andrew (@andycabourn) March 14, 2014
We hope you take that labrador out for a walk afterwards!