Now we know that here in America the censorship board takes a pretty heavy hand on nekkidness and general sex and orgy simulations on wholesome family television like, let’s say, a dance competition. In fact, after the whole Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl, I’d say Americans might go beyond squeamishness to downright hatred of titties.

Well, down in Argentina people think a little differently. No dance competition is complete without a hefty dose of titties, accompanied by sexual gyrating. I’m talking about Bailando por un sueño (dancing for a dream), an Argentinean dance competition TV show that pairs non-celebrities who have a ‘dream’ with celebrities and they dance together to impress the judges. Now I’m not gonna pretend that everyone on that TV show knows that titties get ratings to go up but it’s still funny to watch host Marcelo Tinelli getting all kinds of upset as the women on the show get more and more naked:

Just like porn but without the actual shagging:

Almost as good as the real thing:

Just buck naked on TV:

Sure let’s simulate an orgy:

Let’s add in a bath:

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