Cum To The Dark Side: Darth Vader Statue Is Made From Sex Toys

December 17, 2015
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Cum To The Dark Side: Darth Vader Statue Is Made From Sex Toys

Amy Schumer’s photoshoot for the latest front cover of GQ – a comically sexual but no less hot revision of Princess Leia – served to piss off Disney, the franchise’s owners just a little bit. According to CNN, the House Of Mouse do not “condone” the shots and actions of both Schumer and GQ. We can sympathize with Disney of course, since Star Wars has NEVER, EVER, EVER sexualized any of their characters and in no way was Princess Leia in a bikini as Jabba’s slave an attempt to create an iconic sexual image for the ages. Don’t be stupid.

So if Schumer’s antics reverberated around the walls of the Magic Kingdom, then porno agitprop pioneers Wood Rocket are apparently trying to storm the Bastille.

Cum To The Dark Side: Darth Vader Statue Is Made From Sex Toys

Their new web series – Screwing Things Up – premièred yesterday with the gorgeous starlet Kayla-Jane Danger constructing a model of the dark lord himself Darth Vader completely out of sex toys. Well, ain’t that something?

Dubbed Darth Vibrader, this 7ft tall sexy Sith is constructed lovingly by Kayla-Jane and her pals. The result – as you’ll agree – is pretty impressive. The first webisode of Screwing Things Up is also below so give it a watch. More episodes are due imminently, proving that if you build it they will come and come again.

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