There’s A Lot You Can Get Out Of Porn

December 6, 2013
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I could spend just as much time singing praises for the wonderful world of porn as I could do condemning it. Its effects on those who have grown up with it at their youthful fingertips are the topic of many a hot debate.

But let’s forget about all that “soiling minds” talk for the time being and sing those praises I mentioned.

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If only such a diverse plethora of sexual knowledge could be used for good instead of evil… oh but it can!

What’s to stop us all from taking a night class in the form of a free documentary about tantric sex or from joining in on a forum that’s heavy with smut based subject matter? Nothing at all (given you aren’t residing in too much of a nanny state).

If anyone were to dig up my Google search history they’d have a comedic field day at my expense but I think the rather strange wisdom I’ve accrued would make it all worthwhile.

The Internet has taught us that however freaky you feel, there’s someone else who’s taken that freakishness, made it wear a fluffy diaper and called it Suzy, all in the name of arousal. Pick two words completely at random, add the word fetish and you’re already halfway to meeting someone who’s into whatever sexual concoction you’ve created. Gone are they days of feeling alone in your sexual depravities, as are the days of having to actually speak to an actual human being (gasp!) to learn everything they left out of high schools sex ed class – all the good bits, that is.

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If you aren’t familiar with the Milf Nina Hartley you should get acquainted. Equipped with a slightly off-putting speech impediment and tits that have seen better days, she takes viewers through a pussy-licking (pronounced ‘puthy’ licking) video tutorial. She really knows what she’s on about, which is evident by the several real orgasms that she gives her female student. This video is a must watch for anyone still feeling clueless about cunnilingus and she has a world of others primed and ready for your moist and malleable mind.

Even the relatively tame world of YouTube does it’s best to share ‘how-to’ videos about blowjobs, g-spots, etc. – all hosted by self-appointed pros.

As far as tutorials go I still might have only found a couple here and there that I consider to be worthwhile but I sure am having a good/interesting/funny time searching for them and I’d encourage you to do the same.

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