Well, well, well! Hello and welcome to the third and final part in our Cyber Monday series. We’ve given you the best tips for the guys and girls, and now it’s time to reveal some of the best offers on the web for couples. It doesn’t matter if you’re long or short term, gay, straight, black, white, whatever. All we are interested in here at BaDoink is making sure you, our loyal and lovely readers, are sent the right way for the best gifts to heighten both your holiday pleasure and to cement your relationships even further. Who said romance was dead?

Cyber Monday Wine Club Deals (Wine Club Reviews)

Most of us love a glass of wine or eight, but when pressed, a great number of us wouldn’t be able to tell our Sauvignon Blancs from our Julien Blancs! Now’s your chance to become an expert by joining one of the many wine clubs looking to attract your custom this Cyber Monday. All of the clubs offering their wares at reduced rates offer inclusion, the chance to form new bonds and to try the wide variety of wines the world has to offer. If you’re going to drink, the two of you may as well do it properly, right?

The Oral Sex Game – Give and Receive (Shop In Private)

If you need this explaining to you, then you should just stop reading right now! As the cold nights draw in, what better way to keep warm than getting stuck into this kinky little game. As you may have already guessed, this is a game for couples who love to indulge in a bit of oral. Via the game board, each person is instructed what part of their lover’s body to lick, kiss or tease. It even comes with a full set of rules; oral sex is serious business! For just $7.99 at a 53% reduction, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without it.

NewAir AW-121E 12 Bottle Countertop Thermoelectric Wine Cooler (Air & Water)

So… you’ve joined the wine club, you’re now as clued up on the stuff as Frasier Crane and you’ve bought as many good and expensive bottles as you can carry. What next? Well, you’re going to need somewhere to put them of course! This wine cooler will hold up to twelve bottles of wine, which should be enough at any one time really. With $50.99 being taken off to reduce the price to $169.95, this is the right time to take advantage of such generosity. We can picture it now: a Friday night, long weeks at work, just you and your special one sat around a fire with your new oral sex game and bottles of wine. Hey, can we join in too?!

Nipple Teasers Vibrating Nipple Clamps (Good Vibrations)

Ever wanted to explore nipple play but felt a little strange trying to initiate either the act or the conversation leading up to it? It’s nothing to be ashamed of. BaDoink will always encourage you to explore and push those boundaries. These sweet little clamps from Good Vibrations are the perfect gift for a couple looking to start playing or a pairing that might be a little more advanced in their sex play. Don’t worry though, they don’t offer too hard a pinch and at $24.99 you won’t feel the squeeze on your bank balance either.

Cyber Monday Travel Deals (Fodor’s Travel)

One of the most annoying things about going away on vacation is that as soon as you return home you’re in need of another getaway! The festive period can be hectic, frustrating and fraught with tension at times, so why not push all of that aside and whisk yourself and your loved one away on one of these amazing travel deals from Fodor’s. For example, use the promo code CYBER for up to 55% off a stay at Turtle Beach, Barbados, from January 2, 2015 through September 30, 2015 when you book on Cyber Monday. Or you can cross the border and book a room at the all-suites Grand Residences Riviera Cancún from Black Friday through Cyber Monday to get rates starting at $259 per night for a Junior Suite. Guests will receive a complimentary bottle of tequila, one massage for two, and daily a la carte breakfast for two. What are you waiting for? Get booking and fly off into the sunset together. Just don’t forget about your pals about BaDoink, will you?

That’s the end of our Cyber Monday deals guide. We hope we’ve given you some great ideas for when the big day finally rolls around. Happy spending!