Awkwafina: The Truth of the Queef

February 15, 2014
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Hot dangggg my girl gone done did it again! Awkwafina is back with another socially awkward song, Queef!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6-o7Ci8J0#t=222

It’s about time we all just collectively embrace the queef. I mean seriously. First of all, queefs aren’t farts. Farts are gases from the intestines whereas a queef is when the vagina is opened up and it sucks in a lot of air. In case you’re wondering when that happens, the answer is yes, it’s when you’re pulling our clams open, stuffing your dicks in and pumping like there is no tomorrow.

The usual time for a queef attack is when you’re pounding a girl from behind and pull out and suddenly there it is, a glorious queef that silences the room, as you awkwardly pretend that it didn’t happen. I say, smack that ass, shout out, “Whoop!” have a quick chuckle and tackle her again to carry on the fun times!

As my girl says, “you are a queefer. You need to embrace your queefing. You can’t be scared of it anymore. It’s gonna save the world.”

Amen.

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