Above, from left to right, Sarah Palin (Christopher Halloran / Shutterstock.com), Tom Cruise (Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com), Kim Kardashian (Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com) and Justin Bieber (JStone / Shutterstock.com)
This is a list of known dumb folks. Search something similar in Google and enjoy other versions, like that one where you read anonymous Facebook posts that are amazingly dumb.
Every time another person becomes a “Belieber” I die a little more on the inside.
How did she manage to get punched in the face on Jersey Shore? I’ll let you research that one, Internet friends.
Just watch Tina Fey’s spot on lampooning of this politician to get all the dumb you need. Ever.
A reality television icon that continues to lower the collective IQ of all folks in her orbit.
Michael Sorrentino, of Jersey Shore fame, actually wrote a rap song once. True story.
L. Ron Hubbard
Thanks, L. Ron, for the Church of Scientology and Dianetics. Thanks so very much.
You read L. Ron, didn’t you Tom Cruise? You silly bastard (leave Oprah alone).
He’s not necessarily completely daft, but his head is filled with meaty muscle, with little room for thoughts.
Lawn Chair Larry
Actually a genius, he made a balloon flying machine and drank beer among birds and airplanes. Awesome.
Didn’t want to put him on the list because everyone does, but oh my god he made up so many words and was the president. Maybe everyone’s dumb, then,