The net has been busy doing its thang, and I’ve been busy trying to get it all in one place. Check out what’s been happening online when you weren’t looking. Enjoy!
Guy With 22 Inch Dick On Tinder?
So The Frisky reported that a guy with a 22 inch dick has been trolling both OK Cupid and Tinder. The whole profile seems sincere enough and yet… this could be the biggest troll ever, or some dude called TC just beat Jonah Falcon – the man with the biggest dick in the world – by 8.5 inches! It looks massive, and I’m not sure any woman would want to have this (at least not on a regular basis). It looks real enough although it could just have a geoduck as a dick!
YouTube Star Discovers She Has Two Vaginas
Popular YouTube star Cassandra Bankson discovered after a trip to the gynaecologist that she has two vaginas. In the above video, Bankson talks to Bancroft TV and explains “most vaginas are one large cavity but this is a complete separation into two different cavities. I was shocked and the doctor explained to me that it was like an upside nose.I didn’t really know what to make of it – I was just in shock but I don’t really let it get in the way of my life. It certainly helped explain a lot of things.”
She had suffered for years from severe menstrual cramps and periods that lasted a full month or happened more than once in a month, which doctors now believe was the result of her condition. Hopefully it can also help Bankson explain if this is the cause of the lifelong acne.
This City Has The Most Sex In America
Men’s Health did a survey of the most sex happy city in the United States because… well why not? Of course, it’s hard to measure something like this accurately unless you have tons of time and resources. So they did the next best thing. They looked at condom sales, birth rates, sex toy sales and of course, the STD rates to measure.
Turns out that Austin, Texas is the most sex happy city according to the measurements above. Huh, who whudda thunk it? Right below at number two is Dallas, Texas followed by Columbus, Ohio. So with Texas holding strong at number one and two, I guess it’s true when they say they do it bigger in Texas. And the least sex happy state? Portland, Maine. Aww…
Chris Hemsworth Just Earned Himself A LONG Vacation
The trailer for the reboot of National Lampoon’s Vacation is out out now and while it seems funny and all – with an appearance of Chevy Chase just a few minutes into the trailer – all I remember is Chris Hemsworth’s big schlong. I mean, I know it’s fake. I mean, it is fake right? Right?!