Like Sir Mix-a-Lot said “I like big butts and I cannot lie…”, and so who are you other brothers to deny?
2014 appears to have become The Year of The Butt, an Ass-ension if you will, and thanks to the wonders of the internet these moments are immortalized in time like two bountiful cheeks of memory.
But there’s no need to put the past behind us just yet. BaDoink is here to give you a rundown of the best assess of the year. No if, no bu…well, plenty of butts actually!
KIM KARDASHIAN WEST
You might have noticed over the past couple of days that a few people have been talking about Mrs Kanye West and her impossibly rounded rump, and with good reason. The reality star vowed to #BreakTheInternet and, despite it being a lofty ambition, gave it her best shot. Kim has well and truly raised the bar for celebrity nudes. Who dares raise it even higher?
NICKI MINAJ’S ‘ANACONDA’
One of the oldest sayings in the world is “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” and Nicki Minaj, the hyper-stylised singing Barbie doll has done just that repeatedly since the outset of her career. Eyebrows (and a few other things) were raised earlier this year upon the release of hit single Anaconda, which proved just as steamy as the jungle the video was set in. Much was made of the single’s promo photos, which showed the lovely Nicki displaying her rather amazing derriere to the world for inspection. Anaconda is essentially five minutes of celebration of the female form, and with the Sir Mix-a-Lot sample providing the momentum, it’s one of the most memorable moments of the entire year.
J-LO AND IGGY AZALEA’S ‘BOOTY’
Has the former Queen of Ass come back to reclaim her crown? Possibly tired of all these young upstarts and usurpers coming to town, the ever radiant J-Lo waltzed right back into the public consciousness with this outrageous track and video. She pulled off a major coup by getting rising star Iggy Azalea to get on board and talk up all things ass-shaking. You can’t help but think how fun this must have been to film…
The flawlessly beautiful New York fitness model attracted much attention from the net this year thanks to her Instagram account which displayed her daily routines, philosophies and of course…DAT ASS. Obviously not one to shy away, Jen has taken her followers on journeys around Long Island and the rest of the world, all the while looking angelic. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it!
K-POP VS CLASSICAL MUSIC
True to form, a South East Asian nation has taken a concept popular further west and not only put their own spin on it, but totally blown the rest of the competition out of the water. Set to the stirring strings of Dvořák’s Symphony No. 9, these five South Korean stunners pop, bop, bounce and smile from a number of different locations. It’s a fantastic blend of the old and new that might even score classical music some new fans!
This peroxide-cropped goddess decided the best way to celebrate her then-husband Wiz Khalifa’s latest album hitting number one was to publicise this fine display of booty-poppin’. Although, the Wiz must not have enjoyed it that much because the pair divorced not long after. So much for marital bliss and public displays of affection!
JASON DERULO – WIGGLE
“How do you fit all that in your jeans?” asks Mr DeRulo. It’s an important question, and the answer appears to simply be “Wiggle”. It’s hard to argue really. Let’s be totally honest here guys, the song is actually really awful but when you’ve got a sweet video like this to accompany it, who cares?
The English-born model offers something a little different away from all the phat asses we’ve seen so far. Her posterior finally made the grade this year when she was selected as a cover star for Sports Illustrated 2014. Let’s hope they didn’t have any trouble squeezing her name onto the front of the magazine!
Most of us have seen as much as Rihanna as we possibly can without being intimate with her, but the Barbadian bombshell still manages to pleasantly surprise. This candid shot of her atop a swimming board just makes us want to dive for the treasure.
…AND THE WINNER IS…
How could you possibly not love this furry little guy?!