10 Hot Women to Help Cure Your Hangover

How many times have you woken up at the weekend and felt like three types of really unpleasant shit? Wouldn’t opening your eyes to a beautiful woman make it all go away. Here’s our list of the 10 hottest hangover cures…

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt
The ‘Breast’ Whisperer. Image by Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com

How many times did you sit through the god-awful ‘Ghost Whisperer‘ just to get a glimpse of JLH’s fulsome rack? Yep, that’s right, constantly. Man that show was bad, but JLH made it all better. Trust her with your brain-ache too.

Sofia Vegara

Sofia Vegara
“JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!” Image by Everett Collection / Shutterstock.com

Modern Family‘s loud-mouth Latina might not do your eardrums any favors, but she sure as hell can offer you a pair of healthy pillows to bury your face in to block out the sound.

Billie Piper

Billie Piper
Hooeeeeoooooooooo! Image by Anton Oparin / Shutterstock.com

Billie spent a lot of time inside something that was bigger on the inside than the outside. I bet she makes quite a few out there a hell of a lot bigger on the outside!

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift
Whoa, slow, Swift, slow! Image by Anton Oparin / Shutterstock.com

Taylor Swift is guaranteed to go down better than a glass of egg yolks.

Summer Glau

Summer Glau
I wish it was Summer all year long. Image by s_bukley / Shutterstock.com

A classically trained ballet dancer, Summer would be perfect for tip-toeing around the room to protect your poor aching noggin.

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen
Merry Christmas. Image by Anton Oparin / Shutterstock.com

Now that’s what we call the very model of a hangover cure. A super-model you might even say.

Amber Heard

Amber Heard
What? What!?! You Heard! Image by carrie-nelson / Shutterstock.com

Oh, to be a mosquito trapped deep inside Amber…

Katy Perry

Katy Perry
Stranded at the drive-in, Russell Branded a Fool… Image by DFree / Shutterstock.com

Pop queen Katy’s just the thing to blow the grit from your brain. We bet if you kissed this girl, you’d like it…

Scarlett Johansen

Scarlett Johansson
It’s Her! No, Her. HER! Image by Everett Collection / Shutterstock.com

Suffering from a bit of Scarlett fever? Take two of these with a glass of water…

Megan Fox

Megan Fox
Foxy lady. Image by Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com

The star of serial killer flick Jennifer’s Body could slay your hangover in a second. And then you. But you wouldn’t care. Death by Megan… Mmmmmm…

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