I still have not watched HBO’s Game of Thrones, which in turn has still given my colleagues, friends, and family members relentless cause to berate me, besmirch me, and target me for a brutal lynching. In fact, the only collection of people on this planet […]
I believe someone out there had a little sense on when creating a model of the iron throne from The Game of Thrones using only dildos. Much more comfortable to sit on I say! I mean, everytime I see the actual iron throne it looks […]
If this is spoilers for you by now, you’re probably in the ridiculously creepy hall of dead faces TV audiences were yet again privy to just how horrifying Westeros can be. Sunday’s episode saw the brutal end to Sansa Stark’s virginity at the malicious hands […]
In the middle of my Daredevil binge watching fest, I looked up long enough to see that someone had leaked the first four episodes of Game of Thrones – the day before the premiere of season 5!!! NO SPOILERS. First of all… AWWW SHEEEIIITTTT! I […]
I begin this brew review with a confession: I have never seen “Game of Thrones” (with the exception of half an episode at my brother’s house one night while drinking something other than “Game of Thrones”). The craft beer industry isn’t above capitalizing on pop […]
Game of Thrones has taught us a great many things. The first being non-attachment, because thanks to George R. R. Martin, no one will ever love fully again for fear of losing the object of said love. But I’m not talking about that. I’m talking […]
These are in no particular order but if you have not read the books or seen the TV show, please stop reading. Joer Mormont: The Old Bear, dead! He was a fierce Lord Commander and I mean that in the truest form of the word. […]
WARNING: There are some spoilers ahead. You might want to watch all episodes before reading this. Both, because you won’t hate me, and because Season 4 was simply spectacular. There’s a masochistic nature to watching Game of Thrones. A part of us now is afraid […]
WARNING: There are some spoilers ahead. You might want to watch all episodes before reading this. Both, because you won’t hate me, and because Season 4 was simply spectacular. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not a fantasy fan, and my investment in the Game of […]
OKAY, YOUR TWO DAYS’ GRACE IS UP. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT BY NOW, YOU DON’T DESERVE ACCESS TO TV. SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MOON-DWELLERS! If this season’s Game of Thrones finale, The Children, did anything, it worked damn well to ensure that we all tune […]
SPOILERS AHEAD… SO LOOK AWAY IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE MOON THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS! So, the penultimate episode of this season’s Game of Thrones, The Watchers on the Wall, was fully dedicated to the crows of Castle Black. You remember those guys, right? Moody […]
Game of Thrones: The Mountain and the Viper YEAH, SPOILERS! THIS WHOLE THING IS ONE BIG SPOILER… SO IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE EPISODE YET (AND CHRIST KNOWS WHY YOU WOULDN’T HAVE – SOME FAN YOU ARE!), JUST TURN THE HELL AWAY NOW! Well now, […]
I guess many of you have been grossed out and shocked as little Bran Stark, who possessed ninja-like climbing skills, caught regicidal Jamie Lannister banging his twin sister Cersei doggy-style in one of Winterfell’s towers. No wonder, incest, the sexual relation between relatives, has been […]
Dee-dooo-diddle-um Pa-pa-pa-pom, Pa-pa-pa-pom, Pa-pa-pa-pom, Pa-pa-pum Etc.… SPOILERS AHEAD Episode seven of this season’s Game of Thrones, Mockingbird, was one of those quieter episodes – catching up with incidental story lines, placing characters like pieces on a board ready for the oncoming twists and gambits, that […]
Game of Thrones: The Laws of Gods and Men SPOILER ALERT! Although… what the hell have you been doing the last few days? Anyway, polite period of grace over! Ah, what a great episode. Well, it was probably just a good episode… but it was […]
Game of Thrones S04E05: The First of His Name SPOILERS AHEAD! Episode five of this season’s Game of Thrones was – apart from events at Craster’s Keep – a pretty sedate affair, a sort of a breather in which elements are moved into place, like […]
SPOILERS AHEAD! ALTHOUGH YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL SEEN IT BY NOW! So, the intrigues continue. In a few nutshells – the only way to summarize a show that, at its heart, revolves around a series of hells populated by a plethora of nuts – this […]
Westeros sounds like a terrible place to live. If you’re not starving to death, you’re constantly in danger. Backstabbing is an everyday thing. Honor is mentioned routinely, but really only the pragmatic survive. With all that in mind, dating sounds like a tremendously taxing thing. […]
Ding-dong, the shit is dead, the shit is dead, Ding-dong, the little shit is de-e-e-e-a-a-a-ad! But for many of us, the death of Games of Thrones’ worst, foulest, stinkiest little turd-bag, sadistic sack of hormonal insecurity and entitlement King Joffrey, was over too, too quickly. […]
Look, I never expected to like Game of Thrones. “What?!” You might ask yourself in full indignation, “It’s the best show on television right now!” And I agree. Ever since Walter White bled peacefully on the lab floor to the tune of Badfinger’s ‘Baby Blue’, […]
